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Let's meet our next contestant....Johnnnnnnn Smithhhhhhh! Come on down you're the next contestant on "Who want's a payday loan." Let's see our first item up for bids. We have a box of laundry detergent. How much do you think the retail price of that detergent is John? Could it cost more than the application process for payday advance loans would?
"$3.79?"
That is correct. Step on up to the stage and take a look what's behind that curtain. It's plenty of
That's right John, with payday advance loans you will be able to take care of all your loan trouble. On payday, you'll get an advanced loan cheap and easy. All this can be yours if you are successful in a game we call "Blinko." The object of the game is to describe the terms we give to you. If you do this right for three terms then you win the quick payday loans and advance to the bonus round where there are tons more prizes. Here we go.
- You first term is military payday loans.
"Ummm these advances are for people in the military who might need more money on payday because they don' get paid enough to serve our country"
- That is correct. Moving on your next term is no fax loans.
"Ummm are they cash advances too, but, like, with something different? But a different kind? The type of advances or loans where you don't need a fax machine? The kind that can either be done on the Internet or through the mail? Like, um. God this is hard. Um, are these the type of fast cash payday loans that absolutely do not require a credit check or any sort of documentation to be faxed to the lender? Instant application, instant approval?"
- John Smith, you are right. Just one more term and you'll have won the payday advance and have a chance to go on to the bonus round. Ready to hear the question? There's no rush, no pressure at all. Now, take your time, and relax. Are you ready for this? The final term is bad credit payday loans, John.
"Oh gosh, this is a tough one. They are kind of like a cash loan but they are specifically for people with bad credit. They still come on payday, just not exactly in advance."
You are correct, sir!
We have a winner folks! Let's hear it for John Smith. Tell him what he's won. John, you've won a payday advance loan courtesy of "Who Wants a Payday Loan." Thanks for playing and have a great rest of your day.
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